▲ 174 ▼ TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" (www.realmenrealstyle.com) submitted 2 years ago by salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/til@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you
[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Some people are showers some people are growers, plus it'd be totally different if it was freezing cold in your gyms changing room permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] victorz@lemmy.world -8 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Right, but average though? I find that absolutely incredible. It's not like it's freezing cold when people measure their penises either... Or is that part of the statistics, to make men feel better about themselves? I absolutely cannot believe the average flaccid-penis size is one goddamn inch, unless you maybe mix billions of Asians in the mix (no hate). Not from my own experiences. Regional average has to be higher in Western/Northern Europe. No way does anyone of the penises I've seen shrink below 1 inch. 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Like the other person said, 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Some people grow more than others. The guys walking around without clothes at the gym are typically the more confident guys, meaning the guys who are more endowed. As someone who played sports for half his life, and was in the Army, I've seen a lot of dongs, and they're all over the place. They seem to vary from 1/2" to the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster. The average flaccid just based on personal observation is 2-3 inches, so still not really something you need to worry about when getting your pants tailored. But if you're a guy, then you know that your flaccid size varies greatly depending on a number of factors. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Oh my god, of course. 😆 I'm so dumb. Right, that makes perfect sense then. God. Dad brain was kicking in hard, earlier. Thank you for that! permalink fedilink source parent [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster Just out of curiosity, how do you know it was 11"? 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[+] victorz@lemmy.world -8 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Right, but average though? I find that absolutely incredible. It's not like it's freezing cold when people measure their penises either... Or is that part of the statistics, to make men feel better about themselves? I absolutely cannot believe the average flaccid-penis size is one goddamn inch, unless you maybe mix billions of Asians in the mix (no hate). Not from my own experiences. Regional average has to be higher in Western/Northern Europe. No way does anyone of the penises I've seen shrink below 1 inch. 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Like the other person said, 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Some people grow more than others. The guys walking around without clothes at the gym are typically the more confident guys, meaning the guys who are more endowed. As someone who played sports for half his life, and was in the Army, I've seen a lot of dongs, and they're all over the place. They seem to vary from 1/2" to the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster. The average flaccid just based on personal observation is 2-3 inches, so still not really something you need to worry about when getting your pants tailored. But if you're a guy, then you know that your flaccid size varies greatly depending on a number of factors. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Oh my god, of course. 😆 I'm so dumb. Right, that makes perfect sense then. God. Dad brain was kicking in hard, earlier. Thank you for that! permalink fedilink source parent [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster Just out of curiosity, how do you know it was 11"? 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Like the other person said, 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Some people grow more than others. The guys walking around without clothes at the gym are typically the more confident guys, meaning the guys who are more endowed. As someone who played sports for half his life, and was in the Army, I've seen a lot of dongs, and they're all over the place. They seem to vary from 1/2" to the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster. The average flaccid just based on personal observation is 2-3 inches, so still not really something you need to worry about when getting your pants tailored. But if you're a guy, then you know that your flaccid size varies greatly depending on a number of factors. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Oh my god, of course. 😆 I'm so dumb. Right, that makes perfect sense then. God. Dad brain was kicking in hard, earlier. Thank you for that! permalink fedilink source parent [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster Just out of curiosity, how do you know it was 11"? 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Oh my god, of course. 😆 I'm so dumb. Right, that makes perfect sense then. God. Dad brain was kicking in hard, earlier. Thank you for that! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster Just out of curiosity, how do you know it was 11"? 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent