▲ 174 ▼ TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" (www.realmenrealstyle.com) submitted 2 years ago by salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/til@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster Just out of curiosity, how do you know it was 11"? 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Someone who is proud of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Evidently so lol. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent