▲ 707 ▼ A real headache to argue over (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world 109 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] an_onanist@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (5 children) Also curious as to how it ended up it central Italy. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago A wizard did it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) if you like me are curious where the battle was meant to have taken place it's here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KGYCh7dmVGvcJ9CD6 tbh not that difficult to sail to Italy so I guess the case is still open permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] an_onanist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children) First they would have to carry the head to the coast which is no easy task without a Toyota. You make it sound like crossing the Mediterranean is easy but storms are frequent and problematic. The ancient Israelites were not known for their seafaring prowess. In fact, they once got lost in the desert for 40 fucking years, so their ability to navigate by the stars is doubtful. Once they arrived in Italy, then, they would have had to cart that monstrosity hundreds of miles to Rome. And remember, this was before all road led there so, even more difficult. Finally, one should ask themselves why they would bother. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago well some people would do anything for head permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* Exactly, at the time only Nissan was widely available, which is useless for this purpose. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago The Mediterranean is very stormy. It's a lot more difficult than you would think. There is a reason half of The Odyssey is Odysseus getting shipwrecked or blown off course by one storm or another. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Israel, Italy. I've never been to either, so they're basically the same place /s permalink fedilink source parent [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago And how it was exposed to the elements, sitting on the forest floor, and yet survived…. Remarkably intact… permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago God works in mysteeeeeerious ways... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) You don't know? Unlike the rest of italy, central italy is famously situated in the middle east permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] flerp@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I thought you were going to say the middle of Italy, that would have been a crazy coincidence in the naming! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Truly! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago A wizard did it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) if you like me are curious where the battle was meant to have taken place it's here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KGYCh7dmVGvcJ9CD6 tbh not that difficult to sail to Italy so I guess the case is still open permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] an_onanist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children) First they would have to carry the head to the coast which is no easy task without a Toyota. You make it sound like crossing the Mediterranean is easy but storms are frequent and problematic. The ancient Israelites were not known for their seafaring prowess. In fact, they once got lost in the desert for 40 fucking years, so their ability to navigate by the stars is doubtful. Once they arrived in Italy, then, they would have had to cart that monstrosity hundreds of miles to Rome. And remember, this was before all road led there so, even more difficult. Finally, one should ask themselves why they would bother. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago well some people would do anything for head permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* Exactly, at the time only Nissan was widely available, which is useless for this purpose. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago The Mediterranean is very stormy. It's a lot more difficult than you would think. There is a reason half of The Odyssey is Odysseus getting shipwrecked or blown off course by one storm or another. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Israel, Italy. I've never been to either, so they're basically the same place /s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] an_onanist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children) First they would have to carry the head to the coast which is no easy task without a Toyota. You make it sound like crossing the Mediterranean is easy but storms are frequent and problematic. The ancient Israelites were not known for their seafaring prowess. In fact, they once got lost in the desert for 40 fucking years, so their ability to navigate by the stars is doubtful. Once they arrived in Italy, then, they would have had to cart that monstrosity hundreds of miles to Rome. And remember, this was before all road led there so, even more difficult. Finally, one should ask themselves why they would bother. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago well some people would do anything for head permalink fedilink source parent [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* Exactly, at the time only Nissan was widely available, which is useless for this purpose. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago well some people would do anything for head permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* Exactly, at the time only Nissan was widely available, which is useless for this purpose. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago The Mediterranean is very stormy. It's a lot more difficult than you would think. There is a reason half of The Odyssey is Odysseus getting shipwrecked or blown off course by one storm or another. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Israel, Italy. I've never been to either, so they're basically the same place /s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago And how it was exposed to the elements, sitting on the forest floor, and yet survived…. Remarkably intact… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago God works in mysteeeeeerious ways... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) You don't know? Unlike the rest of italy, central italy is famously situated in the middle east permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] flerp@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I thought you were going to say the middle of Italy, that would have been a crazy coincidence in the naming! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Truly! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] flerp@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I thought you were going to say the middle of Italy, that would have been a crazy coincidence in the naming! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Truly! permalink fedilink source parent