▲ 577 ▼ Justice for our boy (lemm.ee) submitted 2 years ago by rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 92 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 98 points 2 years ago* (8 children) That's honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I've ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction. Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I'm an atheist and this is gross. permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee [S] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child) In what world are carpenters scrawny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (2 children) In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee [S] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) so he didn't need muscles to do anything permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided. permalink fedilink source parent [–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils ... ect. I can't imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn't just survive but thrive. permalink fedilink source parent [–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ikidd@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago That would be Supply-side Jesus. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll. permalink fedilink source parent [–] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children) Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] frezik@midwest.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago to be fair to you, technically those are other words. permalink fedilink source parent [–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Damn straight. I'll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel. Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don't know how that was posted extra times.) permalink fedilink source parent [–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's because he's wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* My favorite part about that nonsense is that until 1954-55 God didn’t appear either in the pledge of allegiance or on our money. You can bet your bottom dollar if you took that line out of the pledge though conservatives would have a fit over “Woke revisionism” even though it itself is a revision. permalink fedilink source parent [+] frezik@midwest.social -2 points 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [+] frezik@midwest.social -3 points 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee [S] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child) In what world are carpenters scrawny. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (2 children) In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee [S] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) so he didn't need muscles to do anything permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided. permalink fedilink source parent [–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils ... ect. I can't imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn't just survive but thrive. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (2 children) In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee [S] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) so he didn't need muscles to do anything permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided. permalink fedilink source parent [–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils ... ect. I can't imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn't just survive but thrive. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee [S] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) so he didn't need muscles to do anything permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) so he didn't need muscles to do anything permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils ... ect. I can't imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn't just survive but thrive. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago That would be Supply-side Jesus. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children) Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] frezik@midwest.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago to be fair to you, technically those are other words. permalink fedilink source parent [–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Damn straight. I'll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel. Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don't know how that was posted extra times.) permalink fedilink source parent [–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children) Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] frezik@midwest.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago to be fair to you, technically those are other words. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@midwest.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) In other words, jacked because he had to go into a forest and cut down his own tree. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago to be fair to you, technically those are other words. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago to be fair to you, technically those are other words. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] corus_kt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Damn straight. I'll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel. Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don't know how that was posted extra times.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Damn straight. I'll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel. Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don't know how that was posted extra times.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's because he's wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* My favorite part about that nonsense is that until 1954-55 God didn’t appear either in the pledge of allegiance or on our money. You can bet your bottom dollar if you took that line out of the pledge though conservatives would have a fit over “Woke revisionism” even though it itself is a revision. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* My favorite part about that nonsense is that until 1954-55 God didn’t appear either in the pledge of allegiance or on our money. You can bet your bottom dollar if you took that line out of the pledge though conservatives would have a fit over “Woke revisionism” even though it itself is a revision. permalink fedilink source parent