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Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R (lemmy.world)

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and I yelled no way.

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[–] APassenger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I think you're supposed to take the third derivative and plot that on a y(naut) axis.

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[–] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This is why people say Chicargo.

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[–] APassenger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Warshington is what happens when you do integration.

Same with Chicargo, I think.

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