▲ 165 ▼ Le torture (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by devfuuu@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 35 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] S3verin@slrpnk.net 0 points 3 years ago (2 children) thats literally my job (web development teacher) permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago (4 children) You poor soul. clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago That's so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar? permalink fedilink source parent [–] S3verin@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 years ago right click -> copy; right click -> paste permalink fedilink source parent [–] snakesnakewhale@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) Fool---the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job. permalink fedilink source parent [+] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world -10 points 3 years ago (1 child) I've seen someone briefly turn on caps lock to type a single capital letter, I wanted to scream permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago Former "IT" coworker would do that too. He apparently didn't know how to type characters on tge number row, you know like & for example. I called him out on him using caps lock instead of shift and he asked "what do yoy do, hold shift?" with a tone that implied I was the crazy one. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Please tell me your students aren't making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] S3verin@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 years ago of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css permalink fedilink source parent
[–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago (4 children) You poor soul. clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago That's so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar? permalink fedilink source parent [–] S3verin@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 years ago right click -> copy; right click -> paste permalink fedilink source parent [–] snakesnakewhale@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) Fool---the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job. permalink fedilink source parent [+] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world -10 points 3 years ago (1 child) I've seen someone briefly turn on caps lock to type a single capital letter, I wanted to scream permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago Former "IT" coworker would do that too. He apparently didn't know how to type characters on tge number row, you know like & for example. I called him out on him using caps lock instead of shift and he asked "what do yoy do, hold shift?" with a tone that implied I was the crazy one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago That's so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] S3verin@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 years ago right click -> copy; right click -> paste permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snakesnakewhale@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) Fool---the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world -10 points 3 years ago (1 child) I've seen someone briefly turn on caps lock to type a single capital letter, I wanted to scream permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago Former "IT" coworker would do that too. He apparently didn't know how to type characters on tge number row, you know like & for example. I called him out on him using caps lock instead of shift and he asked "what do yoy do, hold shift?" with a tone that implied I was the crazy one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago Former "IT" coworker would do that too. He apparently didn't know how to type characters on tge number row, you know like & for example. I called him out on him using caps lock instead of shift and he asked "what do yoy do, hold shift?" with a tone that implied I was the crazy one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Please tell me your students aren't making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] S3verin@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 years ago of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css permalink fedilink source parent
[–] S3verin@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 years ago of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css permalink fedilink source parent