this post was submitted on 08 May 2024

124 points (97.0% liked)

NonCredibleDefense

noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

8,285 readers

2,522 active

10 users here now

A community for your defence shitposting needs

Rules

1. Be nice

Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.

2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes

If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.

3. Content must be relevant

Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.

4. No racism / hatespeech

No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.

5. No politics

We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.

6. No seriousposting

We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.

7. No classified material

Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.

8. Source artwork

If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.

9. No low-effort posts

No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.

10. Don't get us banned

No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.

11. No misinformation

NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.

Join our Matrix chatroom

Other communities you may be interested in

Banner made by u/Fertility18

founded 3 years ago

moderators

Shit@sh.itjust.works

OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca

fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works

nuke@sh.itjust.works

Estiar@sh.itjust.works

neidu2@feddit.nl

neidu3@sh.itjust.works

Russian Copium Banner for May 9 Victory Day - Su-30SM over the Pentagon. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

41 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[+] TheUncannyObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

[deleted]

hideshow 14 child comments

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago

Lol even in their propaganda they missed

parent

[–] MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

They hate that coffee stand.

parent

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You misunderstood - that's its wingman. They are celebrating 50% reaching the target

parent

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

They hate Taco Bell

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Used to be a hotdog stand how times have changed.

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

nah the taco bell is underground for extra security. coffee shop / hot dog stand is still there. they still burn the coffee, too, as is tradition

parent

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 17 points 2 years ago

Because they were lucky to even hit that close.

parent

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Haven't you played Legend of Zelda? That's the spot you drop a bomb to reveal the secret passage

parent

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

I mean it's called Ground Zero for a reason...

Edit: just occured to me that this is a great way for OSINT actors to determine who is actually US military. Carry on.

parent

hideshow 6 child comments

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ummm... crayon yum. Definitely marine here. Now I'm going to go drive off in my 33% interest dodge, drink some beers and have sex with a woman who just wants armed forces benefits.

Simper Fry

parent

hideshow 4 child comments

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

a woman who just wants armed forces benefits

My Navy buddy used to refer to them (including his wife at the time) as a 'dependapotamus'

parent

hideshow 4 child comments

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yup, heard that one.

None of them are exactly pleasant

parent

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Tricare-atops

parent

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Congrats on the sex

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Aww, she said the same thing

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Shit... Is there a justbootthings on Lemmy?

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Good question- here 9 months and still figuring it all out.

I mean, this is pretty close

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

JBT and NCD are like cousins

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

They're fucking?

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 point 2 years ago

Roll tide!

parent

[–] BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do you mean to say that only US military personnel know there's a courtyard in the middle of the Pentagon? I thought that was widely known.

parent

hideshow 4 child comments

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah... Also I'd bet like 90+% of people in the service have never even seen the pentagon in person because they have no reason to go there.

parent

[–] Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago*

That courtyard used to have a hot dog stand called "Ground Zero Cafe" I'm guessing they assumed only military personnel would know about that old hot dog place.

parent

[–] FocusFire@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I think many of us here are current or former military

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

True. Yours truly included. Just not part of the military you're thinking of.

For fred og frihet!

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

for peace or french fries?

parent