▲ 879 ▼ A wonderful day begins (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 80 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children) If your expected to empty this everyday you'll eventually end up being diabetic. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (2 children) Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Pfft. You're underestimating the human liver. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) If we're not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first. Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let's be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago* Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It's a bit of a selection bias, because you don't see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn't really "hurt" until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not. Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sugar free coke would be the way to go. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago After that much it would be rum messy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world -5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that's known to cause cancer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Everything causes cancer, and if you're drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children) No, everything does not cause cancer... you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No, everything does not cause cancer.. Please tell that to the Prop 65 people permalink fedilink source parent [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 years ago Alcohol is also a known carcinogen and cause of numerous health issues. Probably worse than the aspartame Plus all the extra sodium will give you kidney stones permalink fedilink source parent [–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world [S] 6 points 2 years ago Good. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (2 children) Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Pfft. You're underestimating the human liver. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) If we're not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first. Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let's be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago* Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It's a bit of a selection bias, because you don't see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn't really "hurt" until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not. Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sugar free coke would be the way to go. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago After that much it would be rum messy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world -5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that's known to cause cancer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Everything causes cancer, and if you're drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children) No, everything does not cause cancer... you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No, everything does not cause cancer.. Please tell that to the Prop 65 people permalink fedilink source parent [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 years ago Alcohol is also a known carcinogen and cause of numerous health issues. Probably worse than the aspartame Plus all the extra sodium will give you kidney stones permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Pfft. You're underestimating the human liver. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) If we're not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first. Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let's be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago* Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It's a bit of a selection bias, because you don't see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn't really "hurt" until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not. Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) If we're not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first. Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let's be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago* Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It's a bit of a selection bias, because you don't see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn't really "hurt" until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not. Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago* Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It's a bit of a selection bias, because you don't see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn't really "hurt" until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not. Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago* Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It's a bit of a selection bias, because you don't see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn't really "hurt" until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not. Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sugar free coke would be the way to go. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago After that much it would be rum messy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world -5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that's known to cause cancer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Everything causes cancer, and if you're drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children) No, everything does not cause cancer... you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No, everything does not cause cancer.. Please tell that to the Prop 65 people permalink fedilink source parent [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 years ago Alcohol is also a known carcinogen and cause of numerous health issues. Probably worse than the aspartame Plus all the extra sodium will give you kidney stones permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago After that much it would be rum messy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago After that much it would be rum messy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world -5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that's known to cause cancer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Everything causes cancer, and if you're drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children) No, everything does not cause cancer... you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No, everything does not cause cancer.. Please tell that to the Prop 65 people permalink fedilink source parent [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 years ago Alcohol is also a known carcinogen and cause of numerous health issues. Probably worse than the aspartame Plus all the extra sodium will give you kidney stones permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Everything causes cancer, and if you're drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children) No, everything does not cause cancer... you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No, everything does not cause cancer.. Please tell that to the Prop 65 people permalink fedilink source parent [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children) No, everything does not cause cancer... you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No, everything does not cause cancer.. Please tell that to the Prop 65 people permalink fedilink source parent [–] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No, everything does not cause cancer.. Please tell that to the Prop 65 people permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 2 years ago Alcohol is also a known carcinogen and cause of numerous health issues. Probably worse than the aspartame Plus all the extra sodium will give you kidney stones permalink fedilink source parent
