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[–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Most children under 5 should be leashed

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Mine were, lol.. both were pretty keen on doing a runner as soon as they were released from the confines of a stroller/car/parent, and I had foot issues after the 2nd pregnancy (plantar fasciitis for example) so i didn't fancy my chances of hobbling after them. My chase-hobbling looked like a John Cleese silly walk on speed so the cuddly toy baby leash backpack was employed. When my mum passed away and I was clearing out the cupboards I found a 70s baby leash with parental wrist strap.. looks like the apple didn't run far from the tree πŸ˜†

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Excuse my brain: John Cleese & Bill Nighy silly walk stalking toddlers to an Attenborough overdub

    He peers at it with bulging eyes and an over extended neck The toddler scones it’self on a coffee table in the fourth suicidal attempt since teatime. One male prances in a hopefully distracting manner, while the other juggles 28 cleaning products. There has been an incident, he must evolve or nobody is getting a pretty blue thing.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    heh..

    Actually saw that recently at the shops and wasn't quite sure how to feel about it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I understand that it's now OK to do this - apparently having the kid on a leash/harness means they "can explore their world with both hands" rather than going through life with one hand raised up above their head in their mother's grasp. Apparently the leash/harness is good for brain development and posture. I'm from the first generation where such harnesses were not OK (the Dr Spock baby in person), and I sorta kinda get where they're coming from. Also a less stressed mum.

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