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[–] 116 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

For reference for those using freedom units that's roughly 60 mph in a 20 mph zone

Bonus. In eagle burger land that will either land you:

  • $200 fine and 2 points on your license (varies on state)

  • shot in the face (dwb and reaching for a gun wallet)

  • nothing (hello fellow patrolman, have a great day killing pet dogs)

Source: I'm a red-blooded freedom loving eagle burger citizen

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    While true, it’s always the insurance and fees that get you. This is why I don’t understand states that post their speeding fines: they’re low enough to not stop anyone, but also don’t give the true cost

    Here in Massachusetts

    Your first speeding ticket … lose your Excellent Driver Plus Discount and see your premiums rise and stay higher for six years!

    Plus that kind of excessive speed will almost certainly also get you reckless driving

    For surcharge purposes, reckless driving is treated the same as DUI [or a major at-fault accident]. This could result in a huge insurance premium increase.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Okay so i know you're replying to the first point, and everything you've said is valid.

    However, I mentioned the inherent racism and corruption that exists in US law enforcement in a very tongue-in-cheek way, and your reply of "while true" was just… oh man, yeah, chef's kiss

    But yes, it's the collateral affects that really get you. Plus doing 60 in a school zone can absolutely get your ass handed to you in a very real and legally binding way lol

    (For those in countries with functioning governments, in the US 30kph is usually reserved for school zones during restricted hours)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Plus doing 60 in a school zone can absolutely get your ass handed to you in a very real and legally binding way lol

    Was in traffic court with a relative years back, and a woman was arguing that going 37Mph in a school zone when buses are unloading wasn't an issue because she was A) on the other side of the road from the school, and B) paying close attention.

    Because she contested it, and likely because of her poor defense, she got higher fines, court costs added, and IIRC, a penalty like safe driving school or suspension.

    BTW, her being on the other side of the road was because she swerved into oncoming traffic to put her there. Great times hanging out in traffic court in big cities...

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Freedom units? You mean the ones used by your British masters?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    People regularly do that speed in my neighborhood that has a 25mph limit. The only time I see cops around is when they're looking for the tweaker down the street so they can arrest him for whatever shit he stole this week, have him rat out other tweakers, and immediately release him to do the same thing again later.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Catch and release is vital for a healthy ecosystem. It allows for sport catching without impacting breeding programs. Done correctly, a sportsman can take progressive trophy photos throughout the quarry's life

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I was in traffic court in the 1990s and saw a guy get sent to jail for driving 75 miles per hour on a 25 miles per hour road.

    This was in Virginia. The person refused a lawyer. He looked like he was maybe 22. The look of surprise on his face when he was led off to jail was priceless.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    In what state is 40MPH over not a minimum 4 point ticket? Even in incredibly lax Michigan, 10 over puts you at 2 points and 15+ is 4 points, and that's only on limited access highways. It's jurisdiction dependent, but you can usually add 2 points to each of those if it's off the interstate. They're also almost definitely going to hit you with a reckless driving charge, especially in a 25MPH zone.

    Burgerland can be pretty lax when it comes to speeding and reckless driving, and you might be able to work the fine/points down to that with a good lawyer and having zero prior infractions, but acting like a $200 fine and 2 points for doing 60 in a 20 is normal is just a flat out falsehood.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    A couple of years ago, the police here stopped a pickup truck driver going about 105MPH in a 55MPH zone, although people routinely drive 70. The driver just claimed that they weren't used to the powerful engine, and the cops gave them a warning and sent them on their way.

    (Wisconsin, for the record.)

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    TBH i was just making up numbers, it was more of a shitpost than anything. Yeah sixty in a twenty will get your more than a slap on the wrist for sure

    Unless you're a cop lol

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Fair enough lol. It can be hard to tell sometimes given our laws, but also the amount of people who'll make shit up/wildly exaggerate about the US and people believe it on here because US Bad™.

    Sadly the cop thing is basically 100% true and usually only gets worse the smaller the town/jurisdiction.

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