Worth noting that there is a strong correlation between neurodivergence and falsely getting flagged for using AI. Apparently AI sounds autistic, so lots of autistic kids were getting flagged for AI use even when they wrote it themselves.

But if it helps, even ChatGPT has had to admit that AI detection is inaccurate and schools shouldn’t be relying on them.

the twist is that the LLM writes like this because you trained it to do so with your term papers that it scraped

Haha same! There's a place for us though: if you ever get into research, robotic writing tends to work out fairly well!