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If you have have questions about TCP/IP, I know the pro-to-call. (slrpnk.net)

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I could tell you my famous UDP joke, but you might not get it

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[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

I just used my bullhorn to tell my neighbors a joke about broadcast.

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[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

If your name is Joe, I have an anycast joke to tell you.

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[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.

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[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 10 points 2 years ago

I could famous joke UDP tell you

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[–] Sunny@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 2 years ago

Heheh also a good one!

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I’d like to tell you my famous TCP joke. Can we SYNchronize, so that I can send you my joke?

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