▲ 356 ▼ The man can't help himself (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 148 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) Depends where the last few drops go. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (3 children) You'd have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Have you ever seen a public urinal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (2 children) No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that's comparable? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm now more interested in how you've never seen a urinal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Bless your heart permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself permalink fedilink source parent [–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) They all have misses and drips all around them. It's such a simple skill that men can't master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago Wood for an outside deck isn't going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It's probably pressure treated permalink fedilink source parent [–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I'm now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago I imagine there's a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (3 children) You'd have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Have you ever seen a public urinal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (2 children) No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that's comparable? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm now more interested in how you've never seen a urinal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Bless your heart permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself permalink fedilink source parent [–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) They all have misses and drips all around them. It's such a simple skill that men can't master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago Wood for an outside deck isn't going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It's probably pressure treated permalink fedilink source parent [–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I'm now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Have you ever seen a public urinal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (2 children) No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that's comparable? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm now more interested in how you've never seen a urinal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Bless your heart permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself permalink fedilink source parent [–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) They all have misses and drips all around them. It's such a simple skill that men can't master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (2 children) No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that's comparable? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm now more interested in how you've never seen a urinal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Bless your heart permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself permalink fedilink source parent [–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) They all have misses and drips all around them. It's such a simple skill that men can't master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm now more interested in how you've never seen a urinal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Bless your heart permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Bless your heart permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) They all have misses and drips all around them. It's such a simple skill that men can't master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago Wood for an outside deck isn't going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It's probably pressure treated permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago Wood for an outside deck isn't going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It's probably pressure treated permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I'm now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago I imagine there's a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting permalink fedilink source parent
