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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

He is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won't start smelling like piss from that lol

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Depends where the last few drops go.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You'd have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.

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[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Have you ever seen a public urinal?

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that's comparable?

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[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I'm now more interested in how you've never seen a urinal.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bless your heart

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[–] FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

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[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself

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[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

They all have misses and drips all around them. It's such a simple skill that men can't master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago

Wood for an outside deck isn't going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It's probably pressure treated

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[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I imagine there's a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting

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