▲ 1820 ▼ incredible (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by neutralbipolar2@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 255 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 years ago (1 child) They'd actually kill off any would be time traveling conqueror pretty quickly with smallpox. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 years ago (2 children) Definitely take your smallpox vaccine before time traveling. They still make them, so it shouldn't be too much hassle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Aren't those only available in developing countries and via the military? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 years ago (3 children) You can get it in Canada. You need to give a good reason to get it, but I'm sure time travel would qualify. If not, just say you're a laboratory worker researching Smallpox, and they'll give you the vaccine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@local106.com 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) Man I gotta move to Canada. The US government gives me jack squat for time travel. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) The IRS sends you a letter reminding you that time travel counts as being abroad and any earnings you make are still taxable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And since the IRS wasn't formed until 1862, you're stuck paying at least a couple hundred years of interest on missed payments! permalink fedilink source parent [–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 years ago 🤔 Not a bad plan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I don't know if they would be willing to give you the smallpox vaccine in order to go back in time and totally change history so none of the people involve in giving you the vaccine would ever have been born. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sokz@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago Couldn't chickenpox vaccine suffice? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 years ago (2 children) Definitely take your smallpox vaccine before time traveling. They still make them, so it shouldn't be too much hassle. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Aren't those only available in developing countries and via the military? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 years ago (3 children) You can get it in Canada. You need to give a good reason to get it, but I'm sure time travel would qualify. If not, just say you're a laboratory worker researching Smallpox, and they'll give you the vaccine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@local106.com 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) Man I gotta move to Canada. The US government gives me jack squat for time travel. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) The IRS sends you a letter reminding you that time travel counts as being abroad and any earnings you make are still taxable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And since the IRS wasn't formed until 1862, you're stuck paying at least a couple hundred years of interest on missed payments! permalink fedilink source parent [–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 years ago 🤔 Not a bad plan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I don't know if they would be willing to give you the smallpox vaccine in order to go back in time and totally change history so none of the people involve in giving you the vaccine would ever have been born. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sokz@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago Couldn't chickenpox vaccine suffice? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Aren't those only available in developing countries and via the military? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 years ago (3 children) You can get it in Canada. You need to give a good reason to get it, but I'm sure time travel would qualify. If not, just say you're a laboratory worker researching Smallpox, and they'll give you the vaccine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@local106.com 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) Man I gotta move to Canada. The US government gives me jack squat for time travel. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) The IRS sends you a letter reminding you that time travel counts as being abroad and any earnings you make are still taxable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And since the IRS wasn't formed until 1862, you're stuck paying at least a couple hundred years of interest on missed payments! permalink fedilink source parent [–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 years ago 🤔 Not a bad plan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I don't know if they would be willing to give you the smallpox vaccine in order to go back in time and totally change history so none of the people involve in giving you the vaccine would ever have been born. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 years ago (3 children) You can get it in Canada. You need to give a good reason to get it, but I'm sure time travel would qualify. If not, just say you're a laboratory worker researching Smallpox, and they'll give you the vaccine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@local106.com 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) Man I gotta move to Canada. The US government gives me jack squat for time travel. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) The IRS sends you a letter reminding you that time travel counts as being abroad and any earnings you make are still taxable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And since the IRS wasn't formed until 1862, you're stuck paying at least a couple hundred years of interest on missed payments! permalink fedilink source parent [–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 years ago 🤔 Not a bad plan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I don't know if they would be willing to give you the smallpox vaccine in order to go back in time and totally change history so none of the people involve in giving you the vaccine would ever have been born. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] explodicle@local106.com 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) Man I gotta move to Canada. The US government gives me jack squat for time travel. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) The IRS sends you a letter reminding you that time travel counts as being abroad and any earnings you make are still taxable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And since the IRS wasn't formed until 1862, you're stuck paying at least a couple hundred years of interest on missed payments! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago (1 child) The IRS sends you a letter reminding you that time travel counts as being abroad and any earnings you make are still taxable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And since the IRS wasn't formed until 1862, you're stuck paying at least a couple hundred years of interest on missed payments! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And since the IRS wasn't formed until 1862, you're stuck paying at least a couple hundred years of interest on missed payments! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 years ago 🤔 Not a bad plan. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I don't know if they would be willing to give you the smallpox vaccine in order to go back in time and totally change history so none of the people involve in giving you the vaccine would ever have been born. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sokz@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago Couldn't chickenpox vaccine suffice? permalink fedilink source parent