▲ 855 ▼ "Coked-up Dracula playing poker" could actually work (feddit.de) submitted 2 years ago by Oiconomia@feddit.de to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 81 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) Moonlight is reflected sunlight, so they can handle a certain amount of sunlight. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Mmm interesting point. This means that either reflected sunlight is fine or that the loss of intensity makes it not not dangerous. I assume most people would agree that using mirrors to reflect sunlight on to a vampire is detrimental to their health and happiness. So it seems like a safe assumption that it is the intensity that matters. Now we just have to find out if this is a property unique to the sun or if all star light at a certain intensity is unhealthy for vampires. Time to build an interstellar space ship and fill it with vampires. Luckily they don't need much in the way of life support systems. So we can do this on the cheap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I volunteer to be one of the vampires. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are you currently a vampire? If not I am sorry to inform you that the project doesn't have the budget to pay for a vampire transition. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Dang it! Well, you can't blame a guy for trying. permalink fedilink source parent [–] poppy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I think I’ve read in some iterations, super old vampires have trouble from the reflected sunlight during full moons. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Mmm interesting point. This means that either reflected sunlight is fine or that the loss of intensity makes it not not dangerous. I assume most people would agree that using mirrors to reflect sunlight on to a vampire is detrimental to their health and happiness. So it seems like a safe assumption that it is the intensity that matters. Now we just have to find out if this is a property unique to the sun or if all star light at a certain intensity is unhealthy for vampires. Time to build an interstellar space ship and fill it with vampires. Luckily they don't need much in the way of life support systems. So we can do this on the cheap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I volunteer to be one of the vampires. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are you currently a vampire? If not I am sorry to inform you that the project doesn't have the budget to pay for a vampire transition. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Dang it! Well, you can't blame a guy for trying. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I volunteer to be one of the vampires. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are you currently a vampire? If not I am sorry to inform you that the project doesn't have the budget to pay for a vampire transition. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Dang it! Well, you can't blame a guy for trying. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are you currently a vampire? If not I am sorry to inform you that the project doesn't have the budget to pay for a vampire transition. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Dang it! Well, you can't blame a guy for trying. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Dang it! Well, you can't blame a guy for trying. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] poppy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I think I’ve read in some iterations, super old vampires have trouble from the reflected sunlight during full moons. permalink fedilink source parent