▲ 80 ▼ "Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell" (sh.itjust.works) submitted 3 years ago by Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works 58 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] RushingSquirrel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) That's a few references I've seen regarding aliens today. I'm feeling out of the loop, would anyone explain? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 years ago (3 children) A former intel officer testified to a house committee that the US has had a UFO retrieval program for years, and that we've recovered non-human "biologics" from the crash sites. He has no direct knowledge of anything, by his own admission, but he's willing to provide more detail to congress in a secure facility. I'll keep the possibility open, I guess, but it sounds like absolute bullshit for a variety of reasons. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 1 point 3 years ago (3 children) Those aliens must be really shit pilots if they keep crashing on Earth permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyz 1 point 3 years ago Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺 permalink fedilink source parent [–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago Imagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive. permalink fedilink source parent [–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 years ago They make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 years ago (1 child) Like that dog the Russians sent up? That would be nonhuman. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 years ago Hitting a pasture and landing in cow shit would account for "non-human biologics." I'm incredibly skeptical. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago It’s also funny how all these aliens keep crashing into the US, where three-letter agencies are fantastic at coverups, and none of ‘em end up in countries where it’d be much harder to hide something like this. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 years ago (3 children) A former intel officer testified to a house committee that the US has had a UFO retrieval program for years, and that we've recovered non-human "biologics" from the crash sites. He has no direct knowledge of anything, by his own admission, but he's willing to provide more detail to congress in a secure facility. I'll keep the possibility open, I guess, but it sounds like absolute bullshit for a variety of reasons. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 1 point 3 years ago (3 children) Those aliens must be really shit pilots if they keep crashing on Earth permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyz 1 point 3 years ago Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺 permalink fedilink source parent [–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago Imagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive. permalink fedilink source parent [–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 years ago They make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 years ago (1 child) Like that dog the Russians sent up? That would be nonhuman. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 years ago Hitting a pasture and landing in cow shit would account for "non-human biologics." I'm incredibly skeptical. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago It’s also funny how all these aliens keep crashing into the US, where three-letter agencies are fantastic at coverups, and none of ‘em end up in countries where it’d be much harder to hide something like this. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 1 point 3 years ago (3 children) Those aliens must be really shit pilots if they keep crashing on Earth permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyz 1 point 3 years ago Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺 permalink fedilink source parent [–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago Imagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive. permalink fedilink source parent [–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 years ago They make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyz 1 point 3 years ago Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago Imagine developing interstellar travel and not taking the time to teach you guys how to drive. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 years ago They make it however many billions of miles out here to Earth and then crash on the planet. How embarrassing for them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 years ago (1 child) Like that dog the Russians sent up? That would be nonhuman. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 years ago Hitting a pasture and landing in cow shit would account for "non-human biologics." I'm incredibly skeptical. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 years ago Hitting a pasture and landing in cow shit would account for "non-human biologics." I'm incredibly skeptical. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago It’s also funny how all these aliens keep crashing into the US, where three-letter agencies are fantastic at coverups, and none of ‘em end up in countries where it’d be much harder to hide something like this. permalink fedilink source parent
