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[–] 66 points 3 years ago (6 children)

Programmer: "Does that mean it's free?"

Cashier: stabs you in the face

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I give money to cashier, change comes out of coin dispenser. I say "Looks like I won again!", cashier dies a little inside.

    Every time.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Long long ago in a callcenter not too far away, I made a guy choke on his drink. As required, I asked if there was anything else he needed before I ended the call, to which he replied "the winning lottery numbers?" I said "if I had those, I wouldn't be talking to you."

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    I worked in groceries story when I was younger.

    But funily enough, it's probably one of the rare times I'd have answered "yes"!

    We got a policy here where anything mislabelled under 10$ is free for the first item. Anything over 10$ gets a 10$ rebate.

    My understanding is that it was put in place a while ago when stores stopped labelling individual items to keep them in check and ensure that consumers had a recourse in case of mistake.

    Source: https://www.opc.gouv.qc.ca/en/consumer/topic/price-discount/store/tip-sheet/

    NULL being "no money" by any definition, and the regular price for this probably being under 10$... well, it's probably free!

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