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[–] 86 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Yes! Battlefield Earth.
I stayed for the whole movie because I couldn’t believe how bad it was.

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  • [–] [S] 69 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    To me battlefield earth falls under the "so bad it begins to loop back around into Cheesey fun" category.

    I especially love how what are essentially cave men find F16 fighter jets from the past and not only do the jets and old fuel work, but the cave men know how to start them and fly them effectively.

    L Ron really outdid himself on that gem.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not even F16s, Harriers. Notoriously hard to fly and constantly breaking down.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 2 years ago

    That's right, Jesus. I haven't watched that movie in like 20 years so I just took a shot in the dark at what jets were really popular at the time and we were flying the shit out of F16s during the Gulf War.

    Harriers were fucking nightmares for the mechanics and avionics techs that worked them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Didn't the humans use the "learning machine" to teach themselves advanced knowledge? The same machine the alien overlords put Jonnie in to teach him their language?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Ok but the book is actually really good though. It's hilarious that they never explain how they learned how to fly and operate the machinery

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The book is fucking terrible but it's great pulp scifi. It's obvious that by the time he wrote it nobody dared edit him, so there's multiple parts of the book that repeat but worded slightly differently, and in general the plot etc just aren't great and the whole thing is thinly veiled Scientology propaganda ("Psychlo catrists" – psychiatrists, ie. 'ol Ron's worst enemy). But if you take it for the pulpy weird mess it is, it's fun.

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  • I don't know that I'd call it really good, but it made more sense. At least until they nuke the alien home world and the whole thing blows up because it's hollow and filled with explosive gas for some reason.

    Still, you can always tell illiterate motherfuckers when they trash talk a novelist, even a pulp novelist, based on a movie adaptation.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That movie suffers from the source material being fucking ridiculously long and weird. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 is like 1000 pages or so. Also it's L Ron Hubbard so the book is just weird and creepy at times.

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