▲ 989 ▼ What animal could you take in a fight? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 238 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Adramis@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do you get immediate medical treatment after, and is it free? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago (2 children) Assuming you're not American, yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person. I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago ... just realized ... what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun ... ? I'm imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh). permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children) Lul, imagine thinking you won a fight, but after a while realising the great tit you wrestled with made you go bankrupt & now you have to pay loan interest for the rest of your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I mean.. he won that one. I'd congratulate him on a well played feint as I died from lack of care. permalink fedilink source parent [–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) We talking about combat or divorce? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Education actually! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kedly@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Tbh, that makes Americans fight these predators on more equal grounds than the rest of the 1st world. Most predators have to make the calculus of how starving they are vs what is the potential damage they can take permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Lul, this is actually a really good point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago (2 children) Assuming you're not American, yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person. I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago ... just realized ... what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun ... ? I'm imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh). permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children) Lul, imagine thinking you won a fight, but after a while realising the great tit you wrestled with made you go bankrupt & now you have to pay loan interest for the rest of your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I mean.. he won that one. I'd congratulate him on a well played feint as I died from lack of care. permalink fedilink source parent [–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) We talking about combat or divorce? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Education actually! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kedly@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Tbh, that makes Americans fight these predators on more equal grounds than the rest of the 1st world. Most predators have to make the calculus of how starving they are vs what is the potential damage they can take permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Lul, this is actually a really good point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person. I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago ... just realized ... what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun ... ? I'm imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago ... just realized ... what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun ... ? I'm imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children) Lul, imagine thinking you won a fight, but after a while realising the great tit you wrestled with made you go bankrupt & now you have to pay loan interest for the rest of your life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I mean.. he won that one. I'd congratulate him on a well played feint as I died from lack of care. permalink fedilink source parent [–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) We talking about combat or divorce? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Education actually! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kedly@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Tbh, that makes Americans fight these predators on more equal grounds than the rest of the 1st world. Most predators have to make the calculus of how starving they are vs what is the potential damage they can take permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Lul, this is actually a really good point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I mean.. he won that one. I'd congratulate him on a well played feint as I died from lack of care. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) We talking about combat or divorce? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Education actually! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Education actually! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Tbh, that makes Americans fight these predators on more equal grounds than the rest of the 1st world. Most predators have to make the calculus of how starving they are vs what is the potential damage they can take permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Lul, this is actually a really good point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Lul, this is actually a really good point. permalink fedilink source parent
