▲ 989 ▼ What animal could you take in a fight? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 238 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person. I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago ... just realized ... what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun ... ? I'm imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don't mean necessarily like monkeys, I'm envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don't need guns. We're developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Humans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago ... just realized ... what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun ... ? I'm imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh). permalink fedilink source parent
