▲ 1373 ▼ Already planning for how to survive in jail (lemmy.ca) submitted 3 years ago by Lt_Worf@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 61 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 37 points 3 years ago (2 children) Walking through customs at the airport permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] menemen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Much more understandable though. Even without anything to declare, the "please come here" can mean that you'll lose the next 20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger, while you are probably already kinda stressed from the travel. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago 20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger Some people pay good money for that, you know! permalink fedilink source parent [–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago Going to Latin America: What if they planted some shit to blackmail me? Do I have enough cash? Will the US save me if I'm in prison here? Customs agent: [Paper]? looks at it with an attitude and waves me thru Returning to US: Shit. Did I leave that guava in my backpack? What if sugar is contraband? What if the rum was laced but I didn't know? What if the tobacco has tobacco bugs in it? What if the limits on alcohol and tobacco are per year, and the last time I came back into the country counts for this year and now everything I'm bringing is in excess of the limit? Customs agent: thinks this guy is such an anxious mess Welcome back! 🙂 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] menemen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Much more understandable though. Even without anything to declare, the "please come here" can mean that you'll lose the next 20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger, while you are probably already kinda stressed from the travel. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago 20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger Some people pay good money for that, you know! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago 20 minutes looking at your dirty underwear with a stranger Some people pay good money for that, you know! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago Going to Latin America: What if they planted some shit to blackmail me? Do I have enough cash? Will the US save me if I'm in prison here? Customs agent: [Paper]? looks at it with an attitude and waves me thru Returning to US: Shit. Did I leave that guava in my backpack? What if sugar is contraband? What if the rum was laced but I didn't know? What if the tobacco has tobacco bugs in it? What if the limits on alcohol and tobacco are per year, and the last time I came back into the country counts for this year and now everything I'm bringing is in excess of the limit? Customs agent: thinks this guy is such an anxious mess Welcome back! 🙂 permalink fedilink source parent
