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[–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Masculinity is measured by

  • how tanned one's nutsack is from baseline
  • how much one cares about beer and candy advertising and the sexiness therein
  • how much one beats and berates children
  • 'Murica coefficient x ignorant loudmouth asshole variable

At least that's what I learned from Tucker.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    And you gotta get that mid-sack seam ironed out. It's unbecoming.

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