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[–] 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't even know what the fuck 'masculinity' means. Does it mean being aggressive, talking about sports and roughhousing with your friends? Because I don't do any of those things, but I still think of myself as a man.

A few hundred years ago, 'masculinity' included wearing makeup, a powdered wig and tights.

It's all nonsense.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Masculinity is measured by

    • how tanned one's nutsack is from baseline
    • how much one cares about beer and candy advertising and the sexiness therein
    • how much one beats and berates children
    • 'Murica coefficient x ignorant loudmouth asshole variable

    At least that's what I learned from Tucker.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    And you gotta get that mid-sack seam ironed out. It's unbecoming.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Masculinity means having the biggest pickup in the neighborhood, duh...

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