▲ 638 ▼ Uh...oh... (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 61 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 40 points 2 years ago (6 children) And 8 in 10 Americans think HTML is a programming language. permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children) And 5 in 10 Americans think you can parse it with regular expressions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can parse anything with regex, if you’re willing to give up your soul for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Show me the regex for the language L = {a^n b^n | n in N} permalink fedilink source parent [–] summerof69@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago I mean... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago †hê þðñ¥, hê ¢ðmê§ permalink fedilink source parent [–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) I will die on the hill that HTML should be treated like a programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] extant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago The hyper text markup language programming language? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 5 points 2 years ago I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It's just a technicality that makes for a great joke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] einsteinx2@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) https://html-lang.org/ I mean, technically it’s the other 2 out of 10 that are wrong…🙃 HTML, the programming language, is a practical, turing-complete[1], stack-based programming language based on HTML, the markup language. It uses elements defined in HTML, the markup language, in order to do computations. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should! permalink fedilink source parent [–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago https://html-lang.org/ Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML permalink fedilink source parent [–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) They're wrong too, although less-so. Also, what about that last American? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) The last one knows it's not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago Mom, look! I'm a statistic! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 1 point 2 years ago The last American knows it's a markup language. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago Boomer programmer humor permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago* Ever heard of HTMX? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children) And 5 in 10 Americans think you can parse it with regular expressions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can parse anything with regex, if you’re willing to give up your soul for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Show me the regex for the language L = {a^n b^n | n in N} permalink fedilink source parent [–] summerof69@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago I mean... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago †hê þðñ¥, hê ¢ðmê§ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can parse anything with regex, if you’re willing to give up your soul for it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Show me the regex for the language L = {a^n b^n | n in N} permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Show me the regex for the language L = {a^n b^n | n in N} permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) I will die on the hill that HTML should be treated like a programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] extant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago The hyper text markup language programming language? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 5 points 2 years ago I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It's just a technicality that makes for a great joke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] extant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago The hyper text markup language programming language? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 5 points 2 years ago I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It's just a technicality that makes for a great joke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] einsteinx2@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) https://html-lang.org/ I mean, technically it’s the other 2 out of 10 that are wrong…🙃 HTML, the programming language, is a practical, turing-complete[1], stack-based programming language based on HTML, the markup language. It uses elements defined in HTML, the markup language, in order to do computations. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should! permalink fedilink source parent [–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago https://html-lang.org/ Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago https://html-lang.org/ Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) They're wrong too, although less-so. Also, what about that last American? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) The last one knows it's not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago Mom, look! I'm a statistic! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 1 point 2 years ago The last American knows it's a markup language. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) The last one knows it's not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago Mom, look! I'm a statistic! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago Mom, look! I'm a statistic! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 1 point 2 years ago The last American knows it's a markup language. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago Boomer programmer humor permalink fedilink source parent