alt-text: Woman ordering food (photo): “I would like to buy a hamburger for the same price that it was 2 hours ago.”

Cashier (sketched): “Sir, this is a Wendy's”

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[–] 17 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

that might not be entierly legal,
you cant legally sell onions on the futures market since 1958

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    The Onion Futures Act is a United States law banning the trading of futures contracts on onions as well as "motion picture box office receipts"

    Lol. Wut?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    in 1956 some guy sneakily trough shell companys and such stuff, used the futures market to controll 98% of the onion suply and screwed over a lot of people.

    the onion futures act was the goverments absolute brilliant idea for a fix.

    i have no idea what the box office receipts thing is about

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Yeah no, I get the Onion thing, it's usually taught in collegiate finance courses... but the Box Office thing threw me off. Apparently the MPAA lobbied to have it added. I am just amused that it's attached to Onion Law.

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