I usually whisper, "I'll flip every table in this joint if you don't take my card, including the one with that child at it", and while it has a 100% success rate, I can't help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?

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[–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

I feel I am too european to understand this; We pay before eating.

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