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You and an old friend catch up at a restaurant. When the bill comes, how do you make sure the poor waiter takes your card? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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I usually whisper, "I'll flip every table in this joint if you don't take my card, including the one with that child at it", and while it has a 100% success rate, I can't help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?

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[–] 0 points 3 years ago

I bet all the silverware is chained down, too.

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