We've tried the usual of calling police (three times), inviting them over to hear how loud it is (they agreed that it was very loud), asking to at least reduce the bass, blasting our own music (not sustainable) and so on. Sometimes it works for a day but inevitably it's back to the usual.

Hoping for some petty revenge ideas to complement the other efforts.

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[–] 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If its a house and its summer tonnes of birdseed in their yard, handfuls upon hand fulls. Then let the birds do the work.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Id theres a lot of feral cats in the neighbourhood a d they have a garden buy a shitload of catnip seeds and absolutely saturate their yard.

    Come spring time its a nightly cat gangbang in their yard.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What would this achieve? Lots of birds? A bit of bird poo? I don't think I'd even notice if someone did that to me

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    The neighbor i did it to his fence on the one side luckily not mine, the tree, the swing off the tree and the entire roof of his house was just covered in bird shit by the end of summer. I did have some friendly fire on my house but not to the point i had to get it professionally cleaned. Seen alot of beautiful birds around that summer, and i dont even remember what the sumbitch did to piss me off just enough.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Most homeowners I know would be very bothered having their entire house, yard, deck, and driveway covered in bird shit. It's less effective if you live somewhere that gets regular rain, though.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Birds shit on everything anyway, no?

    I'm in the UK so yeah, pretty much constant rain lol.

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