To be fair

Already a opener, right up there with "um," and "hate to break it to you, but"

entitled

Some day sucking all that shoe polish off of corporate footwear will pay off and you will wear the boot! Keep at it, treat defender!

but I have news for you

Your refractory period must have passed because you're doing the thing again in the same post.

That's how the world works!

You may need to hydrate, have more Vitamin E, and possibly have a burn clinic on speed dial with all that mental masturbation you're doing here.