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[–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Maybe don’t have your erect penis pressing against them when you ask?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Dude, the penis isn't drawn, so we can't tell how long it is, but if they somehow manage to press their penis against the cop from where they stand, that has got to be at least twice the current (alleged) world record...

    I would say this is likely physically impossible.

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