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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago (1 child) Microsoft Azure Blob (Yes it's a real product they market) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] eerongal@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, blob (and object storage in general) has been used as a term for a long time. It isn't particularly new, and MS didn't invent it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago* (1 child) That's sort of the problem. It's easy to Google S3 since it's a distinct (if obnoxiously short) term. Blob is already an overloaded term. An example of a great name from Microsoft is Excel, it's relatively short but meaningless so if you Google "Excel Sum" you'll get wonderful results... "Blob Get" is going to get you a lot of random stuff. Edit: the top result for blob get is accurate on Google but you'll also quickly see this result from that site we all hate: Need help! How do I get the blob fish, basking shark and dwarf whale? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kogasa@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It's Azure's blob storage service. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) What is Azure Blob Storage's brand name then? I'm confused. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is why computer science is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Antilock Braking System permalink fedilink source parent [–] kogasa@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It falls under the Azure brand. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eerongal@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, blob (and object storage in general) has been used as a term for a long time. It isn't particularly new, and MS didn't invent it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago* (1 child) That's sort of the problem. It's easy to Google S3 since it's a distinct (if obnoxiously short) term. Blob is already an overloaded term. An example of a great name from Microsoft is Excel, it's relatively short but meaningless so if you Google "Excel Sum" you'll get wonderful results... "Blob Get" is going to get you a lot of random stuff. Edit: the top result for blob get is accurate on Google but you'll also quickly see this result from that site we all hate: Need help! How do I get the blob fish, basking shark and dwarf whale? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kogasa@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It's Azure's blob storage service. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) What is Azure Blob Storage's brand name then? I'm confused. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is why computer science is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Antilock Braking System permalink fedilink source parent [–] kogasa@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It falls under the Azure brand. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago* (1 child) That's sort of the problem. It's easy to Google S3 since it's a distinct (if obnoxiously short) term. Blob is already an overloaded term. An example of a great name from Microsoft is Excel, it's relatively short but meaningless so if you Google "Excel Sum" you'll get wonderful results... "Blob Get" is going to get you a lot of random stuff. Edit: the top result for blob get is accurate on Google but you'll also quickly see this result from that site we all hate: Need help! How do I get the blob fish, basking shark and dwarf whale? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kogasa@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It's Azure's blob storage service. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) What is Azure Blob Storage's brand name then? I'm confused. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is why computer science is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Antilock Braking System permalink fedilink source parent [–] kogasa@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It falls under the Azure brand. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kogasa@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It's Azure's blob storage service. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) What is Azure Blob Storage's brand name then? I'm confused. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is why computer science is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Antilock Braking System permalink fedilink source parent [–] kogasa@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It falls under the Azure brand. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) What is Azure Blob Storage's brand name then? I'm confused. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is why computer science is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Antilock Braking System permalink fedilink source parent [–] kogasa@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It falls under the Azure brand. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is why computer science is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Antilock Braking System permalink fedilink source parent
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Antilock Braking System permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kogasa@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It falls under the Azure brand. permalink fedilink source parent