Way to humble brag about your imported European bananas that don't require refrigeration.

(It was a joke btw lol)

Europeans don't have freezers, they store their perishables in Angela Merkel's minge.

can you imagine searching for something on google and it just ai generates images on the fly

They brown more in the fridge. If anything cold speeds up the banana going gross.

You mean it speeds up the time until they're ready to be banana bread? 😋

Yes the outside goes brown, but the inside slows down it's ripening process. Eventually they will all go to mush, but you can keep them at peak ripeness for a few days longer by putting them in the fridge.

Then again most people won't eat a banana if it has a single brown spot on it, so I'm probably wasting my breath by telling people they can prevent food waste by eating discolored but perfectly ripe food.

Yeah, I shell out for the premium electricity, the 99% electrons. The 95% stuff is fine but I have a lot of expensive devices; I want them to run as fast as possible.