“Ok look at their eyes while they’re talking to you, stay on target. Which eye should you look at? Come on, the right, no, the left? Oh just look at their nose. But they have that big mole next to their nose. Moley moley mole, ha! Like in Austin Powers! That was a fun movie, although I wonder if it wouldn’t get canceled if it was released now… OH SHIT WHAT DID THEY SAY? Rewind? REWIND!!! We can’t rewind! Just nod and smile! Keep eye contacttttttt!!!!!!”