β² 744 βΌ Go for it ben (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by Samsy@lemmy.ml to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world 59 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[β] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 74 points 2 years ago (4 children) Birthdays don't exist. That's a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children) ..you guys don't use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No. πΏ permalink fedilink source parent [β] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago* Rechargeable electric lighter, baybee! Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers permalink fedilink source parent [β] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago Really want a big cake now permalink fedilink source parent [β] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Iβm sorry but youβve been fooled. Itβs not big cake, itβs actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone. I didnβt kill myself. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 years ago Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy ..where are you getting invisible cakes? π€ permalink fedilink source parent [β] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 2 years ago Of course you didn't! Falling out of the window was an accident. permalink fedilink source parent [β] lugal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Big if true permalink fedilink source parent
[β] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children) ..you guys don't use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago No. πΏ permalink fedilink source parent [β] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago* Rechargeable electric lighter, baybee! Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers permalink fedilink source parent
[β] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago* Rechargeable electric lighter, baybee! Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers permalink fedilink source parent
[β] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago Really want a big cake now permalink fedilink source parent
[β] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Iβm sorry but youβve been fooled. Itβs not big cake, itβs actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone. I didnβt kill myself. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 years ago Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy ..where are you getting invisible cakes? π€ permalink fedilink source parent [β] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 2 years ago Of course you didn't! Falling out of the window was an accident. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 years ago Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy ..where are you getting invisible cakes? π€ permalink fedilink source parent
[β] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 2 years ago Of course you didn't! Falling out of the window was an accident. permalink fedilink source parent