I know you were joking, but luckily my high school really wasn't too bad when it came to bullying. Like, there were the cliques that beefed, but there weren't any like, actual bullies. I think what helped was that all of the really big dudes (I was a "small" big dude, at 6'2" 200lbs) we're all nerds, and we protected the small nerds. We couldn't let anyone hurt any of our WoW guildees haha