▲ 396 ▼ Company tells employees to run miles each month if they want their bonuses (www.techspot.com) submitted 2 years ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to c/world@lemmy.world 248 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] TheUncannyObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago "Oh hey, thanks to you and your team for working all that overtime these past few months to make sure the project was done on-time and turning this potential loss of a client around. However, we noticed that you and your team didn't run enough during these months so we're going to have to dock your bonus for the year but thanks for all of your hard work for the company." But yeah, just don't take the bonus. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah, what's wrong with you and your stupid wheelchair? If you want a bonus, you should get up out of that wheelchair and start running on your stumps! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] TheUncannyObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I'm pretty sure they're incapable of running. You know, the thing they give bonuses for? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago "Oh hey, thanks to you and your team for working all that overtime these past few months to make sure the project was done on-time and turning this potential loss of a client around. However, we noticed that you and your team didn't run enough during these months so we're going to have to dock your bonus for the year but thanks for all of your hard work for the company." But yeah, just don't take the bonus. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah, what's wrong with you and your stupid wheelchair? If you want a bonus, you should get up out of that wheelchair and start running on your stumps! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] TheUncannyObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I'm pretty sure they're incapable of running. You know, the thing they give bonuses for? permalink fedilink source parent
[+] TheUncannyObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I'm pretty sure they're incapable of running. You know, the thing they give bonuses for? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I'm pretty sure they're incapable of running. You know, the thing they give bonuses for? permalink fedilink source parent