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We're not the same! (period) (programming.dev)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] 93 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I don't open source my code bc I don't understand git

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    it's just linked lists of commits (except when merging)

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I don't understand linked lists

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In internet terms: It's just a soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another {insert N-3 of the same soyjaks} soyjak with a box with data without an arm to point with

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't understand what a soyjak is.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    soyjaks pointing linked list

    Kourtesy of Krita

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    There's a guy out there who made a reversible NES emulator, meaning it can run games backwards and come to the correct state. He made a brilliant post on Reddit /r/programming linking his ideas for the emulator to quantum mechanics.

    Then he was asked why he didn't distribute his program in git. He said that he didn't know git.

    To me, that's a pretty good example of the difference between computer science and software engineering.

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