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I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They do make civilian p90, called ps90. For all your home defense needs.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

5.7: For when you hate your wallet as much as you love firearms.

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Let's be honest, civilians don't choose the PS90 for its performance as a firearm. They buy it because it looks cool.

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[–] Xin_shill@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

But it does look fn cool

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I can't tell if that was a pun, but if it was, well done.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Accurate take.

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[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I just chuck half dollar coins at intruders and skip the middleman.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

I'm poor and use used D-cell batteries.

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[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Whoa whoa... this isn't Shay Stadium....

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[–] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

I feel that the whole point of the P90 is the small form factor and the full auto combined with a small fast projectile that is unlikely to over penetrate. Given the longer barrel and lack of full auto of the PS90 you might as well get a five seven for home defense if you want that Gucci factor.

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[–] rushaction@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

I'm not any kinda fun person. But I did once get a chance to use an FN FiveSeven at a range once and it was fun. I was shocked at how much more I liked it over the 9mm's.

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[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Don't they fire 9mm pistol rounds?

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

5.7x28mm

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That's why the accompanying pistol is called the "Five-seveN"

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[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Huh. TIL. The one I was looking at must have been chambered differently

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[–] LilPappyWigwam@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Really unlikely. The whole point behind the P90 was as an alternative to 9mm and FN decided on 5.7x28mm. I've heard of (9mm) M11s being modified to look like P90s...maybe that's what you saw?

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[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The Fiera Ferrari of guns... interesting.

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[–] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

if you ever find a 9mm P90 let us know

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[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

12.7mm P90.

Would certainly be spectacular.

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[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago

Russia kinda tried this already.

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