You have python. You import antigravity. The princess flies off into space. You monkey patch the princess so she has wings.

The artist is still waiting for the python cells to render.

Python: You send someone else to rescue the princess on your behalf. That someone else is the C knight.

import army

No perl either. Much like python you find a relevant library (in cpan), but unlike python there will be seven different implementations, and any four perl devs will come up with at least ten solutions, nine of which will successfully rescue the princess