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[โ€“] 52 points 3 years ago (3 children)

My dumass thought op meant programming language, and I spent 2 minutes thinking of some sarcastic reply.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 3 years ago*

    I know it's wrong, but there's something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy.

    Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings?

    Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Printf(hello);

    Ladies go crazy with C.

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.

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  • [โ€“] -3 points 3 years ago (1 child)