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[–] 128 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Just give me all the bacon and eggs olives you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs olives." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs olives you have". Do you understand?

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  • [–] 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Got any fried chicken?

    Best damn chicken in the state.

    Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke.

    You want chicken wings or chicken legs?

    Four fried chickens. And a Coke.

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