lars comments on Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

[–] lars@programming.dev 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.

It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn't want to be late to service.

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[–] thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org 19 points 2 years ago

What you're entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what's a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.

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[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

God made them do it!

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