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[–] 178 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Next, he’s going to say that he did repeat the oath, but he had his fingers crossed so it doesn’t count.

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  • [–] 96 points 2 years ago

    The Narcissist's Prayer:

    That didn't happen.
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    And if it is, that's not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    And if I did, you deserved it.

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