▲ 878 ▼ No brainer (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by EmperorGormet@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 60 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] eochaid@lemmy.world -6 points 3 years ago (1 child) You need to try better pussy. I mean, shit is shit, man. I don't get the appeal when something way better is just down the road. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago (1 child) Bro pussy can be dirty as fuck too, if you keep the neighborhood clean it's clean, it's not like you are forever unclean if a poo particle touches it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] eochaid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker. Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it's going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass. Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that's generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs. The ass' only job is to jettison waste from your body. It's literally just a shute for poop. It doesn't clean itself because it doesn't need to. It's gross because that's its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication... But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago (1 child) Bro pussy can be dirty as fuck too, if you keep the neighborhood clean it's clean, it's not like you are forever unclean if a poo particle touches it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] eochaid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker. Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it's going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass. Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that's generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs. The ass' only job is to jettison waste from your body. It's literally just a shute for poop. It doesn't clean itself because it doesn't need to. It's gross because that's its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication... But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eochaid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker. Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it's going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass. Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that's generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs. The ass' only job is to jettison waste from your body. It's literally just a shute for poop. It doesn't clean itself because it doesn't need to. It's gross because that's its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication... But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma. permalink fedilink source parent
