Much cooler story than mine though. I ordered food, went to the door, slipped on the stairs and tried to grab the handrail while falling.

At least I had some nice Indian food waiting for me when I came back from the ER.

Edit: btw it was fascinating that I immediately knew it was a dislocated shoulder. I never had it before, never had major bones broken or torn ligaments. I still knew, like three seconds after I fell what it was.