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Only 24 hours until my new flooring is delivered! (lemmy.world)

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It’s the vinyl countdown!

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[–] ares35@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

gee, thanks for today's soundtrack. gonna be stuck in my head all day.

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[–] darelik@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

De do de dooo De do de da dooo

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[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't forget to replace the synthesizer with kazoos when you play it in your head.

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[–] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Better than "Da-duh da-duh da-duh da-duh da- I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS., THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED."

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