▲ 645 ▼ Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video (www.rollingstone.com) submitted 2 years ago by vamp07@lemm.ee to c/news@lemmy.world 190 comments fedilink hide all child comments It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.
[+] wokehobbit@lemmy.world -126 points 2 years ago (8 children) Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y'all are dipshits. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago Speaking of creepy, holy shit lmao permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rusticus@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 child) Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yeah, that's fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I've won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago Jesus Christ, Lemmy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) How's the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago Panache and survivorship permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Jam I'd assume taste permalink fedilink source parent [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) You should really use different days than Mother’s Day and the anniversary of your moms passing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Weird assumption. My mom's still alive, who do you think drives me to the cemetery on my dad's birthday and the day of his passing? You think I'm gonna be a quitter just because my dad gave me the ultimate handicap? Hey, have you ever cried so hard that it made jerking off in the cemetery almost seem redundant? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying. It’s good to know it was your mom cause I was worried it was gay and that would have been so weird. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago I nominate your comment for Creepiest Comment Of 2023. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago Accountability? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Nudding@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago How much porn does your dad look at, and how do you hold him accountable when he comes? permalink fedilink source parent [–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago 1/10 Made me reply permalink fedilink source parent [–] SRo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago That's the best shit I've read today lmao permalink fedilink source parent [+] BlackNo1@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago Speaking of creepy, holy shit lmao permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rusticus@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 child) Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yeah, that's fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I've won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago Jesus Christ, Lemmy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) How's the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago Panache and survivorship permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Jam I'd assume taste permalink fedilink source parent [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) You should really use different days than Mother’s Day and the anniversary of your moms passing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Weird assumption. My mom's still alive, who do you think drives me to the cemetery on my dad's birthday and the day of his passing? You think I'm gonna be a quitter just because my dad gave me the ultimate handicap? Hey, have you ever cried so hard that it made jerking off in the cemetery almost seem redundant? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying. It’s good to know it was your mom cause I was worried it was gay and that would have been so weird. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yeah, that's fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I've won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago Jesus Christ, Lemmy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) How's the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago Panache and survivorship permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Jam I'd assume taste permalink fedilink source parent [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) You should really use different days than Mother’s Day and the anniversary of your moms passing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Weird assumption. My mom's still alive, who do you think drives me to the cemetery on my dad's birthday and the day of his passing? You think I'm gonna be a quitter just because my dad gave me the ultimate handicap? Hey, have you ever cried so hard that it made jerking off in the cemetery almost seem redundant? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying. It’s good to know it was your mom cause I was worried it was gay and that would have been so weird. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago Jesus Christ, Lemmy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) How's the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago Panache and survivorship permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Jam I'd assume taste permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago Panache and survivorship permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) You should really use different days than Mother’s Day and the anniversary of your moms passing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Weird assumption. My mom's still alive, who do you think drives me to the cemetery on my dad's birthday and the day of his passing? You think I'm gonna be a quitter just because my dad gave me the ultimate handicap? Hey, have you ever cried so hard that it made jerking off in the cemetery almost seem redundant? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying. It’s good to know it was your mom cause I was worried it was gay and that would have been so weird. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Weird assumption. My mom's still alive, who do you think drives me to the cemetery on my dad's birthday and the day of his passing? You think I'm gonna be a quitter just because my dad gave me the ultimate handicap? Hey, have you ever cried so hard that it made jerking off in the cemetery almost seem redundant? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying. It’s good to know it was your mom cause I was worried it was gay and that would have been so weird. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying. It’s good to know it was your mom cause I was worried it was gay and that would have been so weird. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago I nominate your comment for Creepiest Comment Of 2023. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nudding@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago How much porn does your dad look at, and how do you hold him accountable when he comes? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SRo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago That's the best shit I've read today lmao permalink fedilink source parent