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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video (www.rollingstone.com)
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It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

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[–] 207 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wow, that sounds intensely creepy.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    E.g. You'd definitely wouldn't want other people to know you're into fart-stuff.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Know what I like the most?

    Cake farts.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Kids today don't understand what it means to be cultured

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Went to go see Book of Mormon yesterday w/ my wife.

    She hadn’t seen it before. I went a few years ago, but she had the flu so I ended taking her brother at the last minute then.

    I told her it’s from one of the creators of Southpark, and South Park is a lot tamer now than it was in the 90s. And that it’s on Broadway so it’s high-art. Which might work for a lot of the first act save for the occasional toilet or shock humor. Totally thrown out the window by the end though.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I read this as your farts are sentient.

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  • [+] -126 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y'all are dipshits.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yeah, that's fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I've won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    You should really use different days than Mother’s Day and the anniversary of your moms passing

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Weird assumption. My mom's still alive, who do you think drives me to the cemetery on my dad's birthday and the day of his passing? You think I'm gonna be a quitter just because my dad gave me the ultimate handicap?

    Hey, have you ever cried so hard that it made jerking off in the cemetery almost seem redundant?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying. It’s good to know it was your mom cause I was worried it was gay and that would have been so weird.

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