At this moment, I am staring at a 200-line block of postgresql that has about 40 JOIN clauses. It is not trivially or realistically debugable, testable, or extensible by anyone, including the people who wrote it (and no, I didn’t write this shitshow). There are basically zero nuanced tests around it, despite the fact that that’s a banner I’ve carried in a pretty militant fashion since starting at this place about 2.5 years ago, meaning that I trust this baroque confluence of relational db logic about as far as I can throw my car. It was done this way because “we’ll have time to go back and optimize it later (oh, sweet summer child)”.

I’m slowly going insane.